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#beforeandafter ... Why do people say that they "slept like a baby" when they had a good night's sleep? My baby poops his pants, wakes up every 2 hours crying to eat, drools, spits up all over the place, and flips himself into positions which all the parenting books say could kill him. Grow up babies. It's time to sleep like a teenager on the weekend. I know I generally cram all this into a hashtag but: #goodgrammaristhenewhashtag #ohyeahthisastrawberryoctopusandtheyaredelicious
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