qumpers (
Steven Hill )
So, Han's walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia's there, and lookin' good. Han thinks he's off to dinner - mabey some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol' guest quarters with her hotness.
But the door opens, and there's Darth Vader.
Han doesn't look increulously at Lando; he dosen't duck or run away.
What dose Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.
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